Teddy Bears Against Pornography | ||||
Campaigning to protect the Teddy Bear population from the effects of viewing animal acts committed by humans. |
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Florida Phil reports:
Here we are by the pool. Why won't she put her bathers back on?
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California Report from Arnold Bear:
My mistress's name is Trisha and she is now 31 years old,
but she still looks like she is 19.
She is a famous actress and has been in nine movies
according to Wikipedia.
She treats me like a baby and licks lollipops with her friends.
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Yogurt Bear reports from Nebraska:
My mistress gave me a very special Valentines Day present.
Her boyfriend took this picture of us both.
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Yogurt Bear continues: Cousin Don has been forced to participate in this triangle of lust. |
Lifestyle Hint:
Under the constitution, Teddy Bears are protected.
Teddies like to live quietly
without YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, DVDs, iPods , iPhones, Androids
or four wheel drives.
Not to mention a few earlier crazes such CinemaScope, VistaVision,
Quadrophonic sound, vinyl LP records, Walkmans, 8-tracks,
reel-to-reel, VCRs, CD players
and even MySpace, Bing and Yahoo.
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This page was last updated on Saturday 1st October, 2011.
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