Teddy Bears Against Pornography  
Campaigning to protect the Teddy Bear population
from the effects of viewing animal acts committed by humans.
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  Rupert Bear reports from Yorkshire: It's bedtime in England right now. Or at least that's what I thought.

 
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  Rupert continues: Queen Nefertiti would turn in her mummy case if she could see what I was forced to look at. We Teddy Bears were considered sacred in ancient Egypt. We demand restitution of these ancient rites.

 
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  Rupert concludes: Where I live in the North of England, they are obsessed with bottoms. Bears prefer the sweet smell of honey.  

    Lifestyle Hint: Make sure your Teddy Bear gets a good night's sleep and is not woken up by strange noises or people yelling "Oh God".
 
This page was last updated on Saturday 1st October, 2011.
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