Teddy Bears Against Pornography | ||||
Campaigning to protect the Teddy Bear population from the effects of viewing animal acts committed by humans. |
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Papa Bear reports from Finland: Our wholesome family gathering was interrupted when these girls removed their clothes. My panic-stricken cousin Willie on the shelf below is about to ring the emergency number. |
A studious bear reports from Stockholm:
I'm safe up here on the shelf.
That woman sure has big feet.
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Fritz Bear reports from Bavaria: I was innocently enjoying upright beardom, sitting respectably by the bed, when a woman entered my room. |
Fritz continues: I was lured to slide into a world of depravity and forced to perform as a gigolo bear. Note the skin vandalism on the woman's leg. People who molest bears are often branded in this way. |
Lifestyle Hint: Make sure your Teddy Bear is turned
to face the wall when he or she should not be watching.
Don't let them have a cigarette afterwards.
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This page was last updated on Saturday 1st October, 2011.
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